When everyone loves the person you hate.
Distance sucks. My room is so far from the...
Bon Vivant: gianception: At times feel like I’m... →
gianception: At times feel like I’m such a walking cliché. Being a vow phobic doesn’t make me seem edgy, more diverse or more complex I’ve done a lot of thinking lately. The thinking that only happens when you’re pressed between bed sheets and the clock is staring back at you in vivid red…
MOM. I WANNA GO SHOPPING TOMORROW.
ngelinemarie: ID BE SO HAPPY IF THIS HAPPENED.
I always feel “forever alone.”
kelvinween: The majority of my friends all have that “special someone” and there I am all alone. I’m either a third wheel or i’m just a loner. Sometimes I feel like i’m not good enough for anyone.
Instead of saying "cool story, bro", try these...
tamoreviolamt: dannicar: theverymadhatter: 1) Fascinating discourse, chum. 2) Riveting fable, comrade. 3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren. 4) Perpetuating argument, colleague. 5) Sweet saga, yo. 6) Waste of time, jerk. 7) Spellbinding reiteration there, my chumly companion. 8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one. 9) Interesting intellect, imbecile. 10) Trepidating boar, fetus 11)...
Her. My Protagonist ♫: I'm a major English nerd →
surrealmelody: so naturally, what I think of you is predicated on how you speak or spell. I don’t like people who constantly talk like a gangster when you’re asian or anglo-saxon (trying to avoid the ‘n’ word to be morally justified). What I mean is like, Ooh fuck nigga you got played Ooh fuck nigga got…
: You. Are. Not. A. Model. →
kelvinween: I fucking hate when people say “I have a photoshoot today” and are all cocky about it and shit. You are not a fucking model. You are merely taking some pictures for your social networking sites, not a cot damn portfolio. I can photoshoot my damn fridge, but that doesn’t mean my fridge is a model.
The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread®: Some things... →
aveclaverite: Bananas are naturally radioactive. This comes from the fact that they contain relatively high amounts of potassium. Specifically, they contain Potassium-40, which is a radioactive isotope of potassium. Spicy food can protect your stomach lining, keep your heart healthy, help…
moemoedesuyo: No matter how many times I watch this.. I cry everytime..
ayealiya: lets split up gang lets split up gang lets split up gang just me, daphne and velma all alone i’ll tell you what else will be splitting tonight their vaginas lets split up gang
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
secretsbest: poetrydreams: “is this legal?!” Now its just like: shitty pop-ups XD
I suck at texting people back
aschung: I’ll get a text, put down my phone and forget to reply. So don’t take it personally or anything lol. But if I do text you back right away, know that you’re special ;)