indecisivedj: Objective : Hold on until the other person lets go. Rules : You can do whatever. Exceptions : You can, Bite. Kiss. Lick. Tickle. Sneeze on. Hurt. Lay down on. Pick up. Carry. Etc. Can’t wait til you come here.
I want a guy bestfriend.
-analinvader: Spend Friday nights with. Spill out your feelings to them. Always there for you. Doesn’t care that you chill in just sweatpants and no make up. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?!?!? A guy bestfriend would be awesome.
Modern Disney’s Man Vs. Old-time Disney’s Man
sirjoshizzle: frncissdominc:colorlessworld: Ohhhh my gosh~ <333 whoa.
dorkyolive: brokenheartandtwistedminds: brightskymystery: fuckyeahdiannalea: Oh my god please give me time to put myself together WIN what is air
Just got unfollowed.. almost there to my 69 :'D
ohmyphoking: plasmaguy92: iggycakes: HNNNG UNNFF WHAT IS AIR? MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD MY LIFE FOREVER ALONE OH BBY WHAT IS THIS—- I DON’T EVEN—- Y U NO FUCK YEAH DINKLEBERG This has been a post. I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT MOST OF THIS MEANS! I AM A TUMBLR BABY AMONG AWESOME TURTLES YYES THAT IS ME! I HUNG OUT WITH THE NINJA TURTLES! I AM AWESOME! I wish I was that awesome as a...
see wut Tumblr does to me?
traceyjoyrudio: ahooytanya: autobottt: Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!?? Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone .. Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro. Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!! Me: UNF! Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??! ...
pamellajoy: jennydethsy: Fuck you. Thanks for making me ridiculed for Being a twig. Weak as fuck. No muscles at all. Thank you for making me Spend so much money on food. Eat so much to just get full. Thank you for also, Making people tell me to get bigger and to eat more when I already complain that I eat too much. EXACTLY
At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met...
rightbackatyougirl: viviennecee: annnax3: loveluu: ♥ (via caseygrin) IM NOT 16 YEETTTTTT . I’M NOT 16 YET EITHER. FEW MONTHS AWAY, NHAO
Robot Unicorn Attack
samichann: WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS LIKE THE BEST SHIT EVER, I WANT TO BE A FUCKING UNICORN NOW WHERE ALL MY DREAMS COMES TRUE AND SHIT, THERE’S DOLPHINS SWIMMING ON FUCKING CLOUDS, I’M SINGING ALONG WITH THE SONG, OH MY FUCKING I’M SO HAPPY LEAVE ME ALONE, OKAY BYE.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of...
pho-sho-yo: OKAY AT THE LAST PART…
why i want to lose weight
janedoexposed: -loveisstrong:khaday-day:dietcokencigarettes: because i want to look cute with a belly ring. because i want to look good in that little black dress. because i want a cute butt. because i want to sit down and have my stomach still be flat. because i don’t want to have a muffin top. because i want to be a successful before and after picture. because i want...