BRB, eating.

May 18th / 38,306 notes

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Nodded sagely at comment. These are my people

May 17th / 31,885 notes

the-absolute-best-posts:

revolutionaryriots:

“The music is played with the heart and is felt with the soul”

This is a picture of a brazilian kid who was part of the “cultural group of reggae”, playing his instrument in the funeral of his mentor who saved him from an environment of poverty and crime. He was rescued from the street.

May 17th / 25,512 notes

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

May 17th / 79,368 notes

directioners-are-not-on-fire:

This is the best transformation ever

May 17th / 5,986 notes

luanlegacy:

ryannxp:

feathers-theangel:

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

a bit asswounded

a tad bumbummed if you ask me

analinjury alert

May 16th / 110,326 notes

m3dicat3d-happin3ss:

fuckimintrouble:

l0lplease:

k4tdaley:

cosettewould:

enjolraswould:

musichettawould:

youngcosettewould:

the-trouble-child:

billsikes:

ask-montparnasse:

//in complete seriousness

if any of you ever need someone to talk to

you are free to come to me, on or off anon

we can talk here or on skype or on email i am all ears all the time

((I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.))

No matter how much I would get yelled at

I will break character for anyone who needs help. i’ll give you my Skype,my oovoo, anything. If you ever need help, and I mean ever, about anything, just come to me. I’m here.

The exact same as youngCosette said. Followers or fellow would blogs, I am here for you okay?

Off topic, but I am definitely here for anyone and everyone. If you ever need anyone to talk to, don’t ever, ever be afraid to contact me. I’m here, and I’d never turn a person away.

Really though. I legitimately care about all of you, even if we’ve never met.

ive done it before. im here for anyone who needs it c:

I’ve done it before and it breaks my heart that I’ll never get to convice her 100%

I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

This deserves way more notes. I do t give a fuck if this ruins your blog, or doesn’t suit your blog type. Grow the fuck up and reblog this post because it doesn’t hurt anyone.